Most people think you can lose some weight by drinking Diet Coke. Well, let’s see this example.
Waitress : What can I have for you, Sir?
Fatman: I’d like to have a cheese burger, a fillet-o-fish, a Big Mac, and…a LARGE french fries.
Waitress: What for the drink?
Fatman: Err…DIET COKE!! *Hey, I’m trying to lose some weights.*
You think you can lose your weight by eating those stuffs and drinking Diet Coke? Hell NO arh!
But to be honest, i have experienced a quite similar situation before. I still remember it just like yesterday. It was at the beginning of my university life.
One day, I came to meet my friend at the canteen near the campus. It was near lunch time, and they asked me what I’d like to have.
Friend 1: Seafood fried rice and mango juice
Friend 2: Special fried rice and ice lemon tea
Me : Just avocado juice please.
Friend 1: You don’t want to eat anything?
Me: No, I’m on diet.
I explained how not eating anything on ‘my diet‘ is stressful and unhealthy. So as the replacement, I always drink avocado juice because even avocado (maybe) has more fat, but it will satisfy the hungriness better than any other fruits. And the fat from avocado is easier to digest, so it won’t remain as fat in our bodies.
But still, they think it’s silly drinking AVOCADO JUICE on diet. Since then, they always use ‘AVOCADO JUICE‘ as the mean to tease me.
Friend 1: Are you going to lunch after this class?
Friend 2: Oh yeah, I’m on diet, but I think I am allowed to have AVOCADO JUICE (grin…)
or
Friend 1: See, that girl at other table is drinking avocado juice.
Friend 2: Oh, that means she’s having her diet, isn’t she?
or
Friend 1: Huh, I feel like gaining a lot of weights these days.
Friend 2: Yeah, me too
Both: Let’s have avocado juice!!!
You see, what differ me from the fatman above is I EAT LESS DURING MY DIET. Instead of not eating anything, I prefer to have avocado. I love it.
I have this sort of low-blood-pressure or anemia, not sure, something that makes your head spinning when you suddenly get up. It’s during my junior high.My mom used to make me avocado juice blended with Milo, milk and chocolate during my junior high. Hmmm, yummy!! And ever since then, I LOVE AVOCADO JUICE, no matter what they say!!!
N.B. This posting is a response to kevjumba video.
doramimiauw,
avocado lover
